{"product_id":"beer-koozie-liberal-tears","title":"Beer Koozie — \"Liberal Tears\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eDrink the tears of the Liberal outrage!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing tastes sweeter than an ice-cold drink wrapped in a koozie inspired by the finest vintage of Liberal Tears. Perfect for cookouts, tailgates, bonfires, the deer lease, or kicking back on the porch after a long day. Toss your favorite can inside, crack it open, and let the conversations begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with a durable polyester exterior and a soft foam liner to help keep your drink colder, longer while giving you a solid grip. Available in regular and slim sizes, so whether you're holding a domestic, a craft brew, or your favorite soda, you're covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause warm beer is un-American... and Liberal Tears are best served ice cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester exterior with edge-to-edge print for vibrant, long-lasting graphics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Soft 100% foam liner interior for a firm, anti-slip grip and added insulation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight construction that packs easily for tailgates, picnics, and outings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in Regular (3.5\" x 4.3\") and Slim (3.5\" x 6\") sizes to fit common can types\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- High-contrast black-on-white design for readable, ornamental typography\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":48699668398237,"sku":"26941774126002822467","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/5117\/3789\/files\/7226537265648957767_2048.jpg?v=1784846085","url":"https:\/\/saltfactory.us\/products\/beer-koozie-liberal-tears","provider":"Salt Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}